Pizza served in a box made of pizza now exists in the worldby Ellen Scott Stop what you’re doing. Put down that sad tuna sandwich. We have something important to announce.We applaud innovation in all forms. Space travel. Vital health research. Desks that let you sit down and stand up. All great. All worthy of our time. But can any innovation measure up to the majesty of a pizza box made of pizza? We’re not so sure. Vinnie’s Pizzeria – the same group of geniuses behind pizza inception (that’s pizza topped with mini slices of pizza. It is magical) – is now selling pizza served inside a box of pizza. It is glorious. Now, to be clear, we don’t think the pizza will actually be delivered in the pizza box. It probably isn’t entirely stable or suitable for being driven around on a motorbike. As far as we can tell, you can only pick it up in a Vinnie’s Pizzeria shop in Brooklyn. Which also means we can’t actually get our hands on it. But doesn’t the world feel like a better place now that we know that somewhere, somehow, a pizza served inside a box made of pizza exists in the world?
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