You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work like hell. Taurus's are also stubborn and bullheaded.
People born under this sign excel at repetitive work and make excellent employees as long as the task is simple. Most Taurus's tend to live alone and play with themselves a lot.
Gemini
May 21 - June20
You are a quick, intelligent thinker and flexible in your views. You laugh easily and tend to get along with most people. People like you because you are bisexual.
However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little leading friends to conclude that you are cheap.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding to others peoples problems and quick to offer help. Because you are easily moved by a sad story, people think you are a sucker.
On the other hand, you are always putting things off, and that is why you never get anything done.
Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
You consider yourself a born leader while others view you as pushy. You have a difficult time accepting that your view of religion, politics, etc. is not shared by everyone.
Leo's tend to be bullies by nature and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance causes friction with others and as such you will never be a team player.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Most grammar Nazis trolling the Internet are Virgos. The constant nitpicking is sickening to your friends.
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. The trait of always feeling the need to correct people makes Virgos excellent IRS agents.
Libra
Sept 23 - Oct 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male ods are good that you are bisexual or gay. On the other hand Libra women are considered easy and tend also to be bisexual.
Frequent changes of employment are expected because of your inability to cope.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You most likely achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics.
You are socially awkward with few friends. In other words you are the perfect son of a bitch.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You are have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are substance abusers.
People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting screwed.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are considered lazy. Through out history there has never been a Capricorn of any real importance.
Capricorns should avoid standing still for long periods of time as they tend to attract pigeons
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive . Aquarians also tend to make up stories that stories they later try to pass off as reality.
Aquarians are inclined to be careless and impractical, often making the same mistakes repeatedly.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and class yet try to impress people with your prowess. |
